Ode to Sean Hannity
by John Cleese
Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity
*Afterthought! Profound apologies to all manatees everywhere, God bless 'em. They don't feed on human flesh, unlike you-know-who...
4 comments:
Well john, if it's not spewing profanity, you can always come up with a way to look stupid, as in this post. You liberal nuts are always looking for ways to make up for slavery by supporting blacks. Give it up...they already run the country via blackmail...no pun intended. The Bradley factor will prevail, thank goodness.
Got a flame war going, friends and family. I will not publish the most recent comment on this post because it contains another personal attack on me. I cannot understand how someone who castigates me because I "cuss" freely thinks he is morally superior to me because he doesn't. He doesn't use what he calls "profanity"; yet he is willing to assassinate my character and that of the people I hold dear with the filthiest of insults and attacks. I've been over this ground before, trying to call this person (or others, I'm not sure) out of hiding -- which has been in vain -- and to challenge him on his outrageous assertions -- which has been in vain. I think he fancies himself some kind of a pugilist but he is too cowardly to come out in the open. He hides behind his anonymity, taking cheap shots. If there is any merit whatever in his remarks, I will publish them. I have published him today to let him reveal himself -- as in the first comment above -- as blatantly and unrepentantly hateful toward African-Americans. I appeal to the "better angels" in those who read this blog to make comments. As for you, sir, please go to a Palin rally, rant your hatred there at the top of your lungs, and leave my family blog alone.
Knock it off, JT. It's fairly transparent that "Anonymous" is you having a little fun, trying to stir some shit up. There's surely enough ugliness out there without this.
Busted! It's just me who's made all these comments. See, I'm Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, a dual personality. I discovered this top hat, cape, and fangs in my closet and figured it out. Thanks. Being an impostor has been a burden for so long.
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