Mars Attacks!

Cool! On Turner Classic Movies. A cross between Dr. Strangelove and It's a Mad Mad ... World. Has cathartic value, affording fantasies of the demise of a rotten-assed president. I'd take Jack Nicholson anytime over the Current Occupant, of course. Or Donald Trump, or Kevin Federline, or Michael Richards, or Danny DeVito, drunk or sober. Alack, must go to bed. It gets even better after this: two Pam Grier movies, Coffy and Foxy Brown. Keep cool, my babies.